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April 26, 2006

roll the dice, take the ride

Filed under: Journal — Norm @ 2:47 pm

i can’t really explain it, but i’ve always had this fascination with fortune telling. it started with tarot cards. i took them quite seriously. i kinda got into i ching. it is much more difficult to do the i ching by hand. i mostly used a hexagram program on my palm. that seemed to work out okay.

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of course this had to do with books. it was the tarot trilogy by piers anthony that got me started with the tarot. and _the man in the high castle_ by my beloved pkd that got me into i ching.
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but there is also a kinda burroughs/cut-up thing going on with divination. it’s an attempt to ask the cosmos for answers in a way that the asker can understand. it’s asking the universe to tell you a story.

well, i’m working on a newer version, a modern divination for the tech savvy. i use http://random.yahoo.com/fast/ryl (the yahoo random link). ask a question, spin the internet for an answer.

rules:
1) if the answer isn’t obvious, it counts as an “outlook unclear” answer. asking the internet the same question again, may or may not produce answers.
2) the answer is on the page delivered by ryl. no further clicking is necessary.
3) no esoteric knowledge should be necessary to understand the answer given. (see rule #1).
4) while all questions are welcome, those of immediate consequence (and concisely delivered) are the easiest to answer/understand.

as an example, i asked the internet what rule #4 should be and this is what i got
http://www.crhsummerabroad.org/

of course, i had to add to the answer, but what i needed was there.

i like this system because, on some level, it is people answering other people’s questions. the ryl is going to point you to some page on the internet, which certainly has some purpose other than answering yer questions. but, nonetheless, yer questions it answers. this method of divination also allows for the personification of the internet, as though it is a wise being and not a wasteland of porn, e-commerce, and vanity pages.

i sorta remember that there is a name for this, new knowledge unlocked from unimaginable amounts of data. this is just a little more specific, a little more immediate. roll the dice, take the ride. can’t be any worse than miss cleo.

April 19, 2006

font balls

Filed under: Journal — Norm @ 1:13 pm

i have been looking up pictures of ibm selectrics to spice up my blog (look up and to the left). it occurs to me that i might should consider a title change. what do you think of “font balls”?

:P

me and hst

Filed under: Writing — Norm @ 12:34 pm

“shit! shit-shit-shit!”

i look around this place and see his influence everywhere, from the tilley hat on the cd tower, the whiskey on the liquor shelf, and the filters for smokes. i’m not sure if it’s because he was so iconic or because i share some fundamental character properties with him.

his style, of living, of writing, of attacking weakness, that’s what truly appeals to me. the man, das ding on sich, that’s the key. the cigarette filter, it’s so symbolic. it kept him from having to put the cigarette in his mouth. it maintained a distance between a poison and his body. it also allowed him to really chomp down on the smoke. to bite into it in a way that would ruin a normal cigarette. and it kept the smokes out of his hands. he didn’t need to hold the smoke, his hands were mostly free, to type.

i should really go into the closet and drag out a typewriter for this. i should be touching paper and banging keys, slamming the return lever over with each line. and yet, if hst were starting up today, he would be using a computer. he would be banging the mechanical switches of an ibm model m keyboard (based on the sound and feel of his beloved selectric). i will use cherry mechanical switches and emacs. the modern selectric.

i bought the tilley hat because it’s the best hat made. i wear the chucks because they are the originals. these things came with me when i discovered hst.

rubes, that’s what we all were to him. the doomed, the easily fooled, the marks. he pitied and mocked us because we have given up the american dream. we have ceded from the dream of this country and readily handed away the freedoms our fathers and their fathers fought so hard for. go back to _fear and loathing in las vegas_, to the beginning. he spells out the defeat of the american dream and the goal of the trip is to recapture it. look at _fear and loathing on the campaign trail ’72_. he followed the election because he felt he needed to fight for the dream. he took action, with the only weapons he could — his words, to defeat an enemy he saw as a monster. and to hst, nixon was definitely a monster. a huge, slobbering, evil, and twisted man, compelled by his own weaknesses to dominate others — to take from the country what he lacked in himself.

a brief note about the life of richard m. nixon: graduated first in his class in high school and second in his class in college. he practiced with the football team, but didn’t see much game time. he went to duke on a full scholarship for a degree in law. he passed the bar in california and became a lawyer in a small town. he was in the navy during wwii. he was an excellent poker player, to the point where he used this skill to help fund his run for president in 1960. he redefined the roll of the vice president. he made the office highly visible and was the first person to use the office as a stepping-stone to the presidency. after his bitter defeat to kennedy in 60, he failed in a bid to become governor of california.

hst saw the man as a true freak, a divider of the country. a stodgy whiner willing to write off all opponents and nay-sayers, willing to doom the youth of the county, some in jail for drug use and some across the globe in an unwinnable war. and because the country elected this man, twice as vice president and twice as president, hst believed the future of the country to be doomed, why we are all rubes.

his lifestyle was extravagant, his habits exaggerated to mythic/comic proportions. he believed in taking everything to the limits possible. just look at the stories of his driving. high speed races through the streets of la and through the mountains of colorado, while drinking, smoking dope, and possibly typing. his wife, anita, was once asked by a naive local policeman if hst had any guns. she replied, “22, and everyone of them is loaded.” i remember his appearance on _late nite, with conan o’brien_ (november 6, 2003). he refused to come to the studio to do the interview, so conan went to owl ranch. hst then refused to do the interview unless they were shooting guns during the interview. he refused to answer conan’s questions until conan drank a pint of whiskey (still shooting large caliber, automatic weapons at barrels and stuffed animals). i remember him on charley rose. rose’s set is quite dark, with just the round table lit. yet, there was hunter with his tilley hat and aviator sunglasses on. he answered every question, but mumbled so badly, rose couldn’t understand the answers. it was obvious. it was hysterical. rose would ask a question. hunter would mumble something. rose would wait a minute, in clear distress, and then nod and ask another question.

hst saw himself as continuing in the tradition of f. scott fitzgerald and ernest hemingway. yet, he really created something new. he factored into his writing as heavily as the subject matter. i have been giving this matter a lot of thought lately. i believe that it was intensional. i believe that hunter put himself in his writings because he knew he was the cathartic element. he was a real life don quixote. he lived by a code we took as dead, the southern gentleman. he tilted against his enemies, sometimes windmills and sometimes actual dragons. his gift to us, was to make us all his sancho panza, allowing us all to realize that while crazy, he was necessary.

“in a place in [colorado], whose name i do not care to recall, there dwelt not so long ago a gentleman of the type wont to keep an unused lance, an old shield, a greyhound for racing, and a skinny old horse.”

hst, you are missed.
:P

April 17, 2006

remember when there were people who believed in the system?

Filed under: Journal — Norm @ 10:42 pm

This is from an interview given by hst to playboy.

“Hell, the list goes on and on…but in the end, the Nixon Watergate saga was written by mavericks who worked the loneliest outside edges of the system, not by the kind of people who played it safe and followed the letter of the law. If the system worked in this case, it was almost in spite of itself. Jesus, what else could the Congress have done — faced with the spectacle of a President going on national TV to admit a felony? Nixon dug his own grave, then made a public confession. If his resignation somehow proves the system works, you have to wonder how well that same system might have worked if we’d had a really blue-chip, sophisticated criminal in the White House — instead of a half-mad used-car salesman. In the space of ten months, the two top executives of this country resigned rather than risk impeachment and trial; and they wouldn’t even have had to do that if their crimes hadn’t been too gross to ignore and if public opinion hadn’t turned so massively against them. Finally, even the chickenshit politicians in Congress will act if the people are outraged enough. But you can bet that if the public-opinion polls hadn’t gone over 50 percent in favor of his impeachment, he’d still be in the White House.”

link

this is what i’m saying. we have the blue chip criminal. and we need a special prosecutor. every day that goes by is another day we lose, as a country, everything that made us great.

it’s weird. i feel like if he were doing these things IN the country, we would all be pissed. but, because he is torturing and imprisoning people in other lands, we’re kinda okay with it. well, i’m not okay with it. not even a little bit.

:P